You are sleet in a pleasant disguise. There’s no bigger letdown than looking out your window and being like COOL! SNOW! And then the second the snowflake hits the ground, it turns into seventy gallons of water and makes your front yard look like a sewage treatment plant. Snow should be dry and fluffy at ALL times. Or else GTFO.

Drew Magary says everything I’ve ever thought about wet snow.

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